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Jan 17, 2019 03:14:07

Bob and the cat

by @paulp | 238 words | 🐣 | 7💌

Paul P

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Bob has a cat named Merlowski. The cat was big on tearing down the window blinds. Bob knew he'd have to have the talk. Bob tells the cat if he tore down the window blinds any more then he'd switch to dry cat food on weekends. The cat didn't care. Kept tearing down the window blinds. Bob decided to take it up a notch. Told the cat if he kept tearing down the window blinds he'd switch to dry cat food every day of the week . The cat still didn't care. Kept on tearing down the window blinds. Bob finally had enough with the cats tearing down of the window blinds. Told the cat if he kept tearing down the window blinds he'd no longer give the cat attention when the cat meowed at him. The cat didn't believe him. Kept tearing down the window blinds. Bobs working out one afternoon. The cat goes by him and meows. Bob keeps working out. The cat meows loudly again but Bob does not look. Cat flips out. Scratches Bobs legs especially around the calf area. Bob strongly dislikes that because of sensitive calf's. Bob tells the cat he'll pay attention but no more tearing down the window blinds. The cat agrees this time. The cat stops tearing down the window blinds. The cat see's Bob in the bathroom and meows at him. Bob acknowledges the cat by meowing back. 

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    @paulp I suppose you might think Im a stalker :p

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 19, 2019 19:09:11
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    @paulp I miss Merlowski!

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 19, 2019 19:08:41
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    @paulp and... I love meowing at cats! They really get freaked out sometimes.

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 18, 2019 16:49:25
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    @paulp LOVE them!

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 18, 2019 16:47:16
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    @paulp seriously...

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 18, 2019 16:47:07
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    @paulp I really love repetitions!

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 18, 2019 16:47:01
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    @paulp I love repetitions! Just love them! Love them!!!
    It's so funny, when you repeat something, and repeat something... and repeat something... and repeat something... and... and repeat something... and... people think that there is no way you are going to repeat it once more, and then... you repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and repeat it... and you can see hope disappearing from their eyes, and then... you repeat it...

    Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Jan 18, 2019 16:46:43
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