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Apr 23, 2019 21:22:21

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by @lucjah PATRON | 200 words | 38πŸ”₯ | 394πŸ’Œ


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"Hi Charlie! Is something wrong? You seem... stunned? Unsettled? Confused? Frazzled...?"

"Do I? I suppose I do... There was this woman in the bar..."


"She ordered drinks, well, she kept ordering drinks. I mean drink after drink after drink... She got me completely bamboozled..."


"I mean... she asked for a cup of tea. I thought 'What a classy lady'."

"Right... We do not have many people drinking tea around here... but it is not totally uncommon order, is it?" 

"But then, STRAIGHT AWAY, she asked for a shot of vodka!"


"AND a glass of water."


"And THEN she wanted orange juice."


"AND hot chocolate!"



"It seems crazy!"

"Exactly THIS is what makes me completely addled! WHY does it seem crazy? Why am I surprised? Why the fact that someone craves, simultaneously, many different beverages completely dumbfounds me?!?!"

"Eghmmmm... Maybe..."

"Why wasn't I intrigued... excited... inspired? Only unsettled... shaken... Not stirred though!"

"What can I say Charlie, maybe..."

"I should have rejoiced in that wonderful opportunity! Work my craft! Give various suggestions..."


"Discuss options... "

"Actually I was thinking about having a drink..."

"...ask her preferences... Where they come from... "


"What a wasted opportunity!"

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    @lucjah what would Bob say?

    Brian Ball avatar Brian Ball | Apr 23, 2019 17:22:05
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      @brianball hihihi... yea, maybe we need to ask him...
      @philh , what would Bob say?

      Lucjah avatar Lucjah | Apr 24, 2019 10:47:44
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      @lucjah @brianball no idea, I do hope he'll tell us! ☺️

      PhilH avatar PhilH | Apr 24, 2019 18:47:22
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